itccchhhsssssss yaaa boyyy younggg wavyyyyy 2:01 i almost lost a rib laughing so hard
- Customer: Ummm could you get your manager?
- Me: No, but you can get these hands.
random girl on instagram: Ya girl does her thing in the kitchen #yesicancook
plate: *overcooked baked tilapia, kraft mac and cheese, a slice of texas toast garlic bread, and a ”salad” consisting of iceberg lettuce one slice of tomato, a bunch of cheese and ranch drizzled over it on a styrofoam plate*