Great design…
Awesomeness…
(Source: whereisthecoool)
Purity….When most think of Jazz they think of the man with horn. The cool, haunting sound, the fierce glare, the style, and the impact he made on the World. Not a perfect man, but he was “the man”. Happy Birthday to Sir Miles Dewey Davis III
(via kemetically-ankhtified)
Fresh…
(Source: fuckyeahawesomefood)
You can never have to much or to little… Just saying…
(Source: missvoluptuis, via beckyloves)
That view has got to be splendid…
(Source: whereisthecoool)
Do what it do…
(Source: fuckinaphrodite, via beckyloves)
She’s having a problem choosing between me and another cat…
I’ll make it easy…. Deuces…
It’s gotta be good…The Dark Knight Rises - Catwoman… allies or enemies?
Done…
(Source: tush, via imonlysleepingtakeone)
Man, you come straight out of a comic book…
Dude: Man, that’s my girl. I mean I love her.
Me: That’s cool, but your chick was on my nuts, pimp. For real, I mean she approached me.
Dude: Naw, she said you was harassing her, and she didn’t tell me cause she know this would happen.
Me: Look I’m not fighting over no female. Like I said earlier you can have her, for real, all yours.
Dude: That would be cool if you wasn’t lying and talking shit. My girl told me all about that shit you was talking.
Me: Ok, let’s get some ish straight. 1) I got the text, the emails, and the pics yo’ chick sent me.
2) She never, ever, ever mentioned you until about a day ago and now here you are. 3) I know you mad but your bitch is trying to wiggle her way out of her fckup. And 4) She texted me like 11 this morning talking about don’t worry about my man cause I’m a leave him.
(Proceed to show text, photos, emails, and for the cherry on top I let him call her on my phone on speakerphone while I chat her up and let the dude see his chick is grimy)
Needless to say saved another simp from permanent simpdom. All in a days work. Ohh, and she still on me and continuing talking to him.
Good…BBQ time!